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Post by Admin on Jun 27, 2020 13:20:57 GMT
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Post by cottonjo on Jul 12, 2020 14:42:40 GMT
I hope I don't spill any petrol on these shoes, I have already laddered my right leg stocking on the hand change lever.
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Post by agedrocker on Jul 13, 2020 11:36:25 GMT
These new-fangled public telephones, where's button A?
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Post by portboy on Jul 13, 2020 19:27:29 GMT
Yes, hello Police a motorcyclist has parked up his bike and you will not believe this, he has performed the Indian rope trick above it.
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Post by gloucester75 on Jul 14, 2020 15:05:16 GMT
I wonder where they keep the mirror?
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CPR
Junior Member
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Post by CPR on Jul 14, 2020 19:42:47 GMT
3 cherries and I'll win enough to pay off the Cotton H P. (member no.184)
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Post by 100percentcotton on Jul 15, 2020 9:09:44 GMT
Now what did Billy say about removing my hose?
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Post by frenchayman on Jul 16, 2020 16:40:01 GMT
The last petrol pump in the country to dispense ethanol free fuel
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Post by bluehillsminer on Jul 19, 2020 8:07:17 GMT
I say these inflatable Cotton motorcycles are spiffing. Two minutes ago it was rolled up in my handbag and now look at it!
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Post by CC Rider on Jul 19, 2020 9:07:47 GMT
Doris was pleased to see that accessories included a hoist to overcome the problems of getting astride with a straight skirt.
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Post by bristoljohn2 on Jul 22, 2020 14:52:27 GMT
Sophistication and women's lib rolled into one
Petrol in the oil tank?? No No No!!!
Member number 8
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Post by starmakerman on Jul 23, 2020 19:19:48 GMT
Gosh! Eau de gasoline is frightfully good for this social distancing thingy. "Bunty, Bunty".
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Post by gloucester75 on Jul 28, 2020 16:19:10 GMT
Now how do i pump up the tyres ?
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